So far, my latest story 'The Torch Bearer's Bucket' has reached the inside of a yellow BMW in the Olympic Torch Relay Procession. I am writing it faster than the Torch Bearer can run. It WILL reach London before the Flame, but will the result be the same?

Sammy - my latest story (number 31).
I wrote it in an hour (2000 words). Perhaps I should write them this way more often!
We are descended from Apes. Who do Apes think they are descended from?

At last, after countless re-writes - 'One fridge, two elves and a blue elephant' - is finished. Time for a cup of Earl Grey tea I think - not!