A Fiddler and a Crab sat watching the sun setting over the sea.

The Crab turned to the Fiddler and said, “THIS is the time to play a happy tune?”

The Fiddler replied, “Of course I will, dear Crab, I’ll do it just for you.”

“Oh no, not for me,” said the Crab, as he bit his big toe, “You really should do it for thee!”